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ဒီေန့က်ေနာ့္သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္နဲ့ေအာ္လိုင္းအေပၚမွာ ဘာညာသရကာေတြေျပာေနရင္း
သူကက်ေနာ့္ကို ဖတ္ၾကည့္ပါဆိုလို့ ဟာသ ၄ ပုဒ္ပို့လိုက္တာနဲ့ ဖတ္ၾကည့္တာ ေတာ္ေတာ္
ေလးကိုရီရတယ္ဗ်ာ။ အဲဒါနဲ့ ဘေလာ့အေပၚက ခ်စ္ညီကို ေမာင္ႏွမေတြလည္း တစ္ခ်က္ရီရင္
တစ္ရက္အသက္ရွည္တယ္ဆိုလို့ ေဝမွ်လိုက္ရပါတယ္ဗ်ား။ ေရးတဲ့သူနာမည္မပါလို့ ေဖာ္မျပတာ
ေဆာရီးပါ။

1. Email to Mr.Bill Gates

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft sentence', so when you will provide that? 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

2. Wrong email to Mrs. Window

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an
e-mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent out the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her inbox, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.Upon reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,and saw the computer screen which read as follow:

To : My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date : 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They gave computers here,and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.I've just reached here and have been checked-in.I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Bye

3. Mahar Zanaka Vs Mani Maykhalar

Once upon a time, there was Mahar Zanaka Prince. He went to Meit Hti Lar Country. On the way, lay gyi moe gyi wong daing kya. He jumped into the sea. He swan for 7 days. After that, Mani Maykhalar angel appeared. Mahar Zanaka shaut tin "HELP ME! HELP ME!" But Mani Maykhalar didn't save him. Because he had "NO LONGYI".

4. ပထမဆံုးကိစၥ

ယခုကိစၥသည္ သူမဘ၀အတြက္ ပထမဆံုးကိစၥပင္ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ သူမသည္ ေက်ာခင္းကာလွဲအိပ္ရင္း ၾကြက္သားမ်ားကိုေတာင့္ထားမိေလသည္။ သူ႔ကိုျငင္းဆန္ရန္ အေၾကာင္းျပခ်က္မ်ိဳးစံုကို စဥ္းစားရင္း တတ္ႏိုင္သေလာက္ေအခ်ိန္ဆြဲေနမိသည္။ သို႕ေသာ္ သူကေတာ့ လံုး၀လက္ေလ်ာ့ဟန္မျပပဲ သူမအနားသို႔ တိုးကပ္လာေလသည္။ ေၾကာက္ေနသလားဟု ေမးေသာအခါတြင္ သူမကရဲ၀ံ႕စြာေခါင္းခါျပမိသည္။ သူသည္ ယခုလိုကိစၥမ်ားတြင္ အေတြ႔အၾကံဳရင့္က်က္ေသာသူတေယာက္ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ သူ၏လက္ေခ်ာင္းမ်ားသည္ ေနရာမွန္ကို ရွာေဖြေတြ႔ရွိသြားၾကသည္။ အထဲထိႏိုက္စမ္းလိုက္ေသာအခါ သူမ နာက်င္မႈျဖင့္တကိုယ္လံုးတုန္ခါသြားျပီး အေၾကာအျခင္မ်ားေတာင့္တင္းသြားသည္။ သူသည္ ေျပာထားသလိုပင္ ညင္ညင္သာသာျပဳလုပ္ေၾကာင္းသူမသိပါသည္။ သူက သူမမ်က္၀န္းကိုစိုက္ၾကည့္ရင္း စိတ္မပူရန္၊ သူ႔အေနႏွင့္ အေတြ႔အၾကံဳအမ်ားႀကီးရွိေၾကာင္းထပ္ေျပာျပန္သည္။ သူျပံဳးျပေသာအခါ သူမ စိတ္ကိုေလ်ာ့ခ်လိုက္ၿပီး သူအတြက္လြယ္ကူေစရန္ တတ္ႏိုင္သမွ်က်ယ္က်ယ္ဟေပးထားလိုက္သည္။ သူ႔ကိုျမန္ျမန္ကိစၥၿပီးေအာင္ ျပဳလုပ္ရန္ အၾကိမ္ၾကိမ္ေတာင္းပန္မိေလသည္။ သို႔ေသာ္သူကေတာ့ ျဖည္းျဖည္းမွန္မွန္သာ ဆက္လုပ္ပါသည္။ ေနာက္တၾကိမ္တြင္အသားမွ်င္မ်ားစုတ္ျပတ္ၿပီး တကိုယ္လံုးနာက်င္မႈကိုခံစားလိုက္ရသည္။ ေသြးအနည္းငယ္ထြက္လာသည္ ကိုလည္း သူမသိရွိလိုက္သည္။ အရမ္းနာသလားဟု သူကထပ္ေမးေနျပန္သည္။ မ်က္ရည္မ်ားျပည့္လွ်ံေနေသာ္လည္း မနာသေယာင္ေခါင္းခါက ဆက္လုပ္ရန္ ေခါင္းညိမ့္ျပလိုက္မိသည္။ သူက ကြ်မ္းက်င္စြာ ဆက္လုပ္ေနေသာ္လည္း သူဘာလုပ္ေနမွန္းမသိေအာင္ သူမစိတ္လႈပ္ရွားကာထံုေပေပျဖစ္ေနမိသည္။ အတန္ၾကာေသာ္ သူမမွအရည္အခ်ိဳ႕ တာက်ိဳးသလိုေပါက္ထြက္သြားသည္ကို ခံစားရၿပီး သူသည္ အရာတစ္ခုကိုေအာင္ျမင္စြာ အျပင္သို႔ထုတ္လိုက္ေလသည္။ သူမ သက္ျပင္းေမာမ်ား ႐ႈိက္ထုတ္ေနရင္း ကိစၥေအာင္ျမင္ၿပီးေၿမာက္သြားသည္ကို ၀မ္းသာေပ်ာ္ရႊင္ေနမိသည္။ သူကေႏြးေႏြးေထြးေထြး ျပံဳးျပရင္း ေတာ္ေတာ္ ကိုင္ရတြယ္ရခက္တဲ့ ခေလးမဟု ေရရြတ္ေလသည္။သူမကလည္းမခ်ိၿပံဳးေလးျပံဳးျပလိုက္ပါသည္။ ထို႔ေနာက္ ေက်းဇူးတင္စကားကို သြားဆရာ၀န္အားဆိုလိုက္ေလသည္။ အထက္ပါအျဖစ္အပ်က္မွာ သူမ၏ ပထမဆံုးသြားႏႈတ္သည့္ေန႔က အေတြ႔အၾကံဳပင္ျဖစ္ေလသည္။